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badlydrawn-brostrider · 11 months ago
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dave, bro. get your head in the game! you gonna sit around and let bro talk to us? me? you-?- bro talk to you and I like think? huh? get your head in the fucking game Dawg.
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DAVE: dont worry about me dude, ive got everythin under control, cool as a cucumber or other chilled fruit
DAVE: did you know cucumbers were a fruit and not a vegetable, thats fucked up, lived my whole life thinking they were vegetables then boom
DAVE: random google search and turns out those fuckers are fruit, i feel betrayed, i dont even like cucumbers dawg
DAVE: tomatoes, avocados, cucumbers, all those are fuckin fruits, whats next youre gonna tell me a goddamn squash is a fruit
DAVE: anyways
DAVE: im pretty much safe with the kinda dirt ive got on him lol
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DAVE: took the guy down earlier too, even if he did have a disadvantage
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tariah23 · 7 months ago
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White people are miserable, racist losers period. They’ve even been getting mad at Japanese people for correcting them about Yasuke as well.
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redsray · 9 months ago
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i love the idea of the batfam wearing each other's merch cause like. i know they'd be petty about it. usually they'd wear their siblings merch in (kinda) equal rotations, but they'd change it up depending on sibling squabbles or sibling favours. Tim, walking into the kitchen in a Red Hood shirt: Dick: TIM!? Tim: what Dick: it's Tuesday. you always wear Nightwing merch on Tuesdays. Tim: oh. Tim: you stole my last granola bar, last week. Steph, looking for something in Jason's room: JASON WHY DO YOU HAVE EVERYONE'S MERCH BUT MINE?! Jason, peeking into the room: i have your merch. in the trash. Steph: WHY Jason: you hit me with a blue shell in mario kart last game night. i'm never forgiving you. Damian, sporting a full-on Red Robin hoodie: Tim: woah. what brought this on? you usually only exclusively wear Batman or Nightwing merch Damian: you helped me take that splinter out of Alfred's paw yesterday. Richard on the other hand has recently messed up my painting palette. Dick, from the other room: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! Damian: he'll get over it. Cass, wearing Nightwing merch for the 5th day in a row: Jason: goddamn. what did Dickie do to get in your good graces like this? Cass, smiling: he made me a flower crown Jason: ... that's it? Cass: it was a very nice flower crown. Dick, buying seven Signal shirts: One for everyone. Duke, behind him: Dick, you really don't-- Dick: shhhh, sunshine. everyone will love your new merch. (they all wore exclusively Signal merch for a week straight) Bruce isn't allowed to change up his rotation or not wear someone's merch because he immediately gets accused of playing favourites. He'd rather keep some of his sanity, thank you.
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Tw: cunt
Version without overlay and also side by side w og pannel under the cut :D
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I couldn't choose between the two versions so you guys are getting both
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scramratz · 2 months ago
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Now that I'm in my 20s, the dudes my age who would date high schoolers are even more revolting. I can't even stand listening to two teens having a conversation, and you want to date one???? Electric chair.
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kimetsu-chan · 2 months ago
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Doing this bc I’m scared to and won’t on my own
if this gets 5k notes by October 20th, I will tell my dad about my eating disorder and get help to recover + therapist
Rules:
No spamming
5 notes per person including likes
if either one of those is broken, I’m reducing the time limit, basically making it less likely to hit the goal on time
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD PLEASE STOP SPAMMING
tagging is okay
Might delete later(sorry!) because I’m scarrredddd, I don’t wanna tell my dad >:l
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ayertrinity · 6 months ago
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lesbinewren · 2 years ago
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truly do not understand people looking at something with dynamic, colorful, beautifully stylized animation and going “okay that’s cool but what if it just looked like real life instead”
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majunju · 9 months ago
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arlelumi please save me...... save me arlelumi... plz save me can u hear me arlelumi
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lotus-pear · 4 months ago
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mourning black and the death of ideals
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cherryfennec · 4 months ago
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Summer Times
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Hi! I'm finally back from my two week abroad trip!
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tamanegi-san · 8 months ago
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I like to think that Oda would let Dazai stay over at his place sometimes back then. (Because Mr. Demon Prodigy didn't have no proper house).
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itsredpaint · 5 months ago
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based on a conversation
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gorofeet · 8 months ago
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Yuri on Ice officially going down in history today as the most insane fumble of a franchise that i’ve ever seen in my life
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can’t believe that the FNAF movie single-handedly multiplied and reawakened the thirst and everyone’s crushes on josh hutcherson. bro played the part of a traumatized pathetic man so good that now we all collectively want him.
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dayurno · 6 months ago
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i think they just need to nap together
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